Here it is folks. A list of 10 things not to do on a cruise:
1). Don’t travel with the wrong person
Someone who snores, makes loud noises under the covers or argues with you, is guaranteed to make you jump overboard!
2). Don’t go on a cruise if you get seasick easily
Pretty obvious one this. It’s all smiles until you see that dark cloud in the distance getting agonizingly closer by the minute. And then the boat starts to sway…
3). Don’t hang out in the souvenir shop for the whole cruise
There are only so many nik-naks you can put on your mantlepiece or gift to your family members.
4). Don’t sunbathe all day
Just because you are on a cruise does not mean that normal health warnings apply. If you get sunstroke on a ship and then combine that with seasickness, you will be in a new kind of hell.
5). Don’t overdo it on your first day
This is a marathon not a sprint. If you kill it on your first day, you will spend two and half weeks bored out of your mind.
6). Don’t eat at the fanciest restaurants every day
Would you do this on land? No! So why do it at sea.
7). Don’t stay in your cabin for too long
You spend 8 hours in here sleeping. Have you heard of cabin fever? Yes, so get out there and have fun!
8). Don’t take yourself too seriously
See those reps doing corny activities? Join them and get stuck in. This isn’t your first disco.
9). Be nice to the crew
If you don’t tip the waiters or are rude to the crew members, don’t be surprised if you see something weird floating around in your margarita or bowl of soup!
10). Don’t sleep around
Players beware. If you treat people like dirt, you’ll get a taste of your own medicine before the boat has returned to port.
Now take these tips, head on over to Celebrity Cruises and book your next cruise!